Patrick Says

Not back yet…had to share this.
Watch the whole episode. It’s hilarious.

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While I’m on hiatus (see last post), why not take a minute (or 45) and check out some of my best work (my opinion). On a side note, I may be back sooner than I thought…

The Vasectomy Series…easily the funniest series in here:
Goodbye Vas, Part 1
Goodbye Vas, Part 2
Goodbye Vas, Part 3
Goodbye Vas, The End
Holla!

This one was about childhood. It was nostalgic and I thought it might be controversial. Turns out it wasn’t that controversial, but the writing flowed so beautifully I couldn’t believe I wrote it:
When Girls Were No Longer Icky

This one got over 14,000 hits. Amazes me to this day:
Greatest Invention Ever?

This is by no mean a complete ‘best of’. Just a few to get you started.
Got your own favorite? Add it in the comments!

See ya soon?

I wanted to take a moment from my workday to post this because it hit me this morning and I don’t want to lose it.

I think I may be done with ‘Patrick Says’. I’m not sure really. I don’t plan to stop blogging, but I think I may take a long break. Could be a week, could be a month, who knows. Maybe I’ll come back here. Maybe I’ll go start a niche blog somewhere else. There’s just a lot of things on my plate and we aren’t doing that well. So far, 2008 is shaping up to be the shittiest year ever.

Don’t take my feed out of your reader just yet. In fact, sign up for the email update if you want. Then you’ll only get something when I figure out what the heck I’m doing.

Talk to you all later. (Sorry, Mary Alice, we’ll get that battle up at some point.)

(Got to love this timing. Traffic was just fixing to climb due to Entrecard campaigns starting today. Plus I added that kick-ass TARDIS in the header. Go figure.)

I have not been motivated to blog lately. I’m sorry.

What can I say? The world, lately, has been kicking my ass.

I owe you that final Patron Saint Battle. It’s coming.

Bear with me. I’m working on it.

That is all.

Found at WittYfish:

Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady meet up with God.

God asks Peyton Manning first: “What do you believe?”

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.”

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, “What do you believe?”

Tony says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.”

God is greatly moved by Tony’s sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: “And you, Tom, what do you believe?”

Tom replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”

Once again, this is not my joke. I can’t take credit for it. I just found it hilarious.