Patrick Says

Okay, seriously, just punch me in the face. Why? Because I’m thinking about the Apple iTouch or Touch or whatever the heck they’re calling the phoneless iPhone.

Now we all know how much I hate Apple. You can see the proof here and here and here and here. So why on Earth would I consider a product from Apple? I will explain.

As I mentioned last week, I need something to jot down my blog ideas as they come to me throughout the day. I know what you’re thinking: pencil and paper. Hello! It’s 2007, people and I don’t want to carry around a pencil and paper! Next, you’ll have me wearing my ID on a chain around my neck. No thanks. So, I’m lost without something.

Here’s the problem. Everything is either priced too high, has too many features or not enough features or isn’t made anymore. I don’t need it to have a phone. Heck, I don’t need it to have a calendar. ALL I WANT IS A NOTES APPLICATIONS and a keyboard I can push buttons on to input. THAT’S IT! Argh, help!

So, I figure if I’m going to not get what I want, I may as well aim high. Hence, the Touch thing. But then again, $299 is well, a little ridiculous. Lindsay Lohan has a better shot at making it through drug rehabilitation AGAIN than I have of being able to afford the iTouchy. On the other hand, the Palm Centro looks really promising, but again, I don’t need a phone on it. ARGH!

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