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Years Young, People, Young…

I’m going to tell you this because it’s both funny and there is never, ever a bad time for a positive, life-affirming statement about your world.

This morning, after the kids and The Wife and her friend went off to church, I was cleaning up the living room. I thought I should put on some music. There was a burned CD in the player and I had no idea what it was. So I played it. Duh.

It was classical music and it was awesome. Okay. So I look on the couch and there’s the eldest son’s gun (water pistol) and over by the entertainment center, his sword (a Styrofoam pirate sword).

I then proceeded to turn the stereo up and battle 114 killer robot drones, 54 Orc warriors and a demon overlord. Massive carnage in the living room, but I whipped all their asses. And I’m 38.

Up yours, Father Time. You’re my bitch now.

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4 Responses to “Years Young, People, Young…”

  1. psychospazmom Says:
    October 14th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    Wow! You made me laugh out loud. The thing is, I can totally see you doing that. Hope it made your day, birthday boy!

  2. Wendy Says:
    October 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Go Patrick Go!

  3. Loretta Says:
    October 16th, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    Wow all that AND a demon overlord! That was a busy afternoon ;-)
    Sounds like a good way to clean to me.

  4. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    October 16th, 2007 at 11:42 pm

    Yeah, why do kids get to have all the fun??