From Yeah To Nay…
So, something happened the other day at work that should have been friggin’ awesome, but instead turned to horror. Please learn from my suffering…heed the warnings presented.
The workday was over and I was heading home. I walked out to my car and prepared to get in. Now across the alley from my office building is an apartment complex. And on this apartment complex, all the balconies face outward, which is weird. Anyway, I was glancing up as a patio door opened on one of the balconies. Out steps what looks like a woman in her bra carrying an empty cardboard box.
At this point, it’s up in the air. It could be a 22-year-old underwear model who likes walks on the beach and talking about her feelings or it could be your grandmother. Guess what? It was somebody’s grandmother. She could not have been a day under 65. Her hair was huge and afro-like. She looked a bit like Sideshow Bob…
I could not get in my car fast enough…
September 29th, 2007 at 11:52 am
oh you know you liked it
September 29th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
If by ‘liked it’, you mean ‘threw up in my mouth a little’, then yes, I ‘liked it.’
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:10 am
Yes, you can probably file this one under, wrong place, wrong time to look up. LOL
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:41 pm
A guy told me once, “every guy wants to see every boob he can, it’s just that sometimes you regret it immediately.” I think the point is, were you in the same situation today, you’d still look up, just in case it was the realtor this time.
Nice visual with the Sideshow Bob.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Pictures really make a blog post shine! And that boob thing is probably accurate…