Greatest Invention Ever?

Okay, first things first, I’m not getting paid for this. Seriously.

I was surfing the Internet when I ran across an eye-catching ad on Wired.com (I think it was Wired). The ad is of a bunch of butts with happy faces. See for yourself.

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So naturally, I had to click.

And I was not disappointed. The website is for a product called Washlet. It’s a toilet seat for your toilet, but oh it is so much more. It has a remote and what is does is it cleans your bum after you make the mookystinks. And it dries too. Oh man. This is awesome.

Think about this. What have you ever cleaned using nothing but paper and got it clean? Do you wash your car using paper? How about your kitchen counters? Water is the ultimate cleaner and this thing fires it all over your junk. AND IT DRIES!

God, where do I get it?!?

(In case you didn’t catch it, I’m totally serious. This IS the greatest invention ever.)

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13 Responses to “Greatest Invention Ever?”

  1. Jonk : cheap wesbites Says:

    Best invention ever?

    Best. post. ever.

    Love that stuff!

  2. psychospazmom Says:

    Wow! These things range from $500.00-$700.00! Lets see…I have 3 toilets in my house….nope cant afford it! I guess I’ll have to stick with the traditional form of bum cleaning. There is a handy ‘travel washlet’, though there was no price listed. Really looked like a turkey baster or large syringe. Anyway, on the up side, you can register to win your very own washlet. You registered, didnt you, Patrick?

  3. Patrick D. Says:

    Duh. Of course, I registered.

  4. Lisa Says:

    That’s awesome!

  5. Patrick D. Says:

    Amen sister. It is.

  6. Jenn Says:

    I’m totally going to enter to win one of these.

  7. EDW Says:

    My husband is obsessed with that thing. Personally, it kind of freaks me out, but he loves it. Only it’s a ton of money. Maybe we’ll both win one! See, this is when only having one bathroom comes in handy!

  8. paperback writer Says:

    I’m a little freaked out by it. But knock yourself out!

  9. Nyx Says:

    That washlet/bidet thing is very common here. You know, here in the Philippines, something similar can be bought for like $20.

  10. Gem Says:

    Yeah, it’s basically a bidet that dries your ass :]

  11. Patrick D. Says:

    Basically, Gem, yes.

  12. Sarah Says:

    aaaw, crap, (pardon the pun) I want one!! :)

  13. Wendy Says:

    Now I know just what to put on this year’s Christmas list! Thanks Patrick :)