Patrick Says

So, last week, I was buying stuff from the vending machine in my office building for lunch. It’s one of those rotating carousels with a wide variety of food and drink items. The week prior I had purchased a strawberry shortcake dessert and it was great. So I thought, why not take the voyage again since it was so good the first time.

I buy my shortcake and also a pork sandwich. I head upstairs and microwave the sandwich. I eat it and put the dessert in the fridge for later. A couple hours go by and I’m thinking some strawberry shortcake would be a kick-ass treat. I go get it from the fridge, pop it open and dig in. Before the first bite can hit my mouth, I notice something…a spot…on the surface…kinda green…(in the picture below, look toward the middle at the bottom of the photo)…

Yep. It’s mold. And then this thought arrives: ‘You ate the sandwich from the same machine. And it was pork. You’re going to die.’ So, if I’m dead next week, SOMEONE investigate that machine!

(On a side note, I got my money back from the vending machine guy and hopefully, they checked out the machine. I know I ain’t eating jack squat from it…at least until I forget the picture above.)

See the details at the KMRL blog.

Wordless Wednesday picture courtesy of Julie!

I’m not kidding. Found on the safety information for Huggies diapers:

Like most articles of clothing, Huggies diapers will burn if exposed to flame. Always keep your child away from any source of flame.

So if Michael Vick goes to prison (FINGERS CROSSED!), do you think there will be a bidding war? Think about it. If you want to win the Prison Circuit Super Bowl, and you get Michael Vick, YOU ARE A SHOE-IN!

Of course, I’m assuming the prison system has a football league. I could be completely wrong on that one…if not, well, Michael, don’t drop the soap.

Do they still make stuff in prisons??? Like custom license plates???