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Takes All Kinds…

This is an honest-to-goodness transcription of a phone call I just received here at work. I felt the need to tell you right away before I forgot it.

me: [Insert organization here]. How can I help you?

hillbilly: I NEED AN ATTORNEY!

me: Sir, this is the [insert organization name here].

hillbilly: I DON’T GIVE A GODDAMN ABOUT THAT! [click]

Thank you very much, sir. You made my day.

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3 Responses to “Takes All Kinds…”

  1. The Wife Says:
    July 26th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    WOW babe, they never stop amazing me. I remember when they use to call your office all the time for the juvenile detention place wanting to know how their kid was doing! And cause you don’t have enough crazies at work already!

  2. BeccA's Buzz Says:
    July 27th, 2007 at 2:40 am

    Thank you sir, may I have another?

  3. paperback writer Says:
    July 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Ha ha ha!

    :)