The Good Side Of Car Break-Ins…

Well, as you read the other day, my car was burglarized at the B&B on my anniversary. But I had a thought as we were driving around. Statistically, that day and the next night, that car was the safest place in the friggin’ world. What are the odds of a car being burglarized two nights in a row?

Pretty darn high, I’m guessing. I could have put six gold bars, two televisions and three naked college girls in the back seat, with the engine running and two of the four doors open. AND STILL, nothing probably wouldn’t have gotten taken.

But I didn’t test that theory because I like the stuff I still have…

4 Responses to “The Good Side Of Car Break-Ins…”

  1. Beccagirl Says:

    You know alot of naked college girls who would risk being nabbed while holding television sets? Kudos!

  2. Patrick D. Says:

    Not a one, actually.

  3. Morocco Travel Says:

    It’s nice to hear that despite of what happen to you, you still find pleasure in the things that you still have. =)

  4. Patrick D. Says:

    The world’s a crazy place. You gotta laugh at something!