I Wish I Had A Picture…


(I got a picture, after all. Thanks TMZ!)

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Okay, so it went from great to bad to hooray!

First, Paris Hilton was going to serve a 23-day sentence in jail. But then after just three days, she was being sent home. But today, my faith was once again restored!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

THAT STUCK-UP, CONCEITED ARROGANT PRINCESS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL AND THIS TIME, IT’S FOR THE FULL 45 DAYS!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

From the Newsvine: Screaming Paris Hilton Sent Back to Jail

Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

I’m sorry, how old are you, Paris? DID YOU JUST CRY FOR YOUR MOMMY? GROW UP! (Okay, I know what you’re thinking. I’m a heartless bastard. Well, you’re probably right. But Paris is still going to jail. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)

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5 Responses to “I Wish I Had A Picture…”

  1. Ray Johnson Says:

    I see why people want to be famous. I mean you get the chance to be above the law. The only probably I have with them letting Paris get out of jail is the little girls that she influences will fill they are above the law as well. So it is great to see the justice system take a stand.

  2. paperback writer Says:

    I heard that the guy who shot that picture was the same guy who shot the picture of the little girl running naked and burnt in Vietnam.

  3. Dan Says:

    Dude, this made my day. She totally deserves it. Maybe it’ll be some kind of wakeup call for her, but I highly doubt it.

  4. Beccagirl Says:

    This is just good photography.

  5. Don Says:

    The latest word from the Grey Bar Motel is that she’s had a life changing experience. We’ll see. My money says it won’t be long until she’s right back to being a spoilt brat.

    Don