Patrick Says

Actor Charles Nelson Reilly Dies at 76

I was very sorry to hear of Mr. Reilly’s death today. Although a Tony-award winning actor, I will always remember Charles Nelson Reilly as one-half of the best 1-2 punch in game show history. Sitting in the back row, far right chair with Brett Somers next to him, they made ‘Match Game’ very possibly the greatest game show ever.

Thank you, Charles.

I realized that I never did give you that last entry about the actual procedure and the recovery. The truth is that it’s been a busy couple months and I haven’t been able to give this blog the attention I should. I’ve been busy with a couple phpBB boards, the new Patrick Says v2.0 blog and work projects not to mention a couple websites I maintain.

Sorry.

The vasectomy procedure was relatively easy. The doctor numbed the area and went to work. The weirdest part of that whole thing was seeing smokes rising from my genitals area. That’s very surreal. The recovery lasted a couple days and the athletic supporter truly became my best friend. Eventually, I healed and I’m fine now. I still haven’t gone in to get the ’stuff’ tested. Maybe some day soon…

I went to my doctor’s office a couple weeks back and I noticed that outside the exam room windows, there is a cemetery. That’s odd on some weird level. It’s sort of like if your lawyer’s office overlooked a prison. It’s like, in both cases, you’ve got this big visual saying ‘hey, if you screw up, your patient/client is going here.’

That’s mildly unsettling.

Maybe it isn’t. Maybe I’m just reading too much into it.

Maxim says Lindsay Lohan (picture above from The Superficial) is the hottest woman of 2007. Are you friggin’ kidding me? I could give you 100 better looking hotties than this freak-of-nature alcoholic.

What, you may ask, is the Restroom Conundrum?

Good question.

Here’s the situation. You walk into a restroom because you need to use the facility. As you approach the urinal (or stall), you are pounded by a wall of the nastiest butt-funk ever. You nearly pass out, but you need to go. So, what do you do?

You’ve got three possible options and this is the conundrum. Do you breathe through your nose and smell that rancid ass-wind or do you just breathe through your mouth so you don’t have to smell it? But then that disgusting fecal-mist is all up in your mouth. Or do you just try and hold your breath?

These are the things I think about. Sorry…