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May All Your Fleeces Be Giant Ones Indeed…

Every so often, a spam comes along that is so worth reading. This is one of those spams.

champion was named brickie of the month and achieved great renown. The planet-busting hit group called . . . sheot shearing. May all your fleeces be giant ones. But an indulgence Lets hear it for the good guys! I had an audience of one, myself, Consider reality. You are mobile, cher Jim while I am, so to speak, who emotionlessly bent and snapped it t(> Isis own ankle. lovers. By popular appeal-and the fact that we were busted by the Without looking back our captor marched around the gigantic Good. On a historical note-how come guys over there, girls here? Ive nothing to say . . . which one blows strongly to emit sounds. He comes from a distant strongest. Do you know what Im talking about? countryside behind and marched out onto a grassy plain. We stopped for behind the closed doors of our quarters did we let go. I nodded Im unarmed! My gun slid across the floor as I threw my hands into

I CANNOT wait for the movie adaption of this one. Keanu Reeves could be cast as Jim with maybe Morgan Freeman playing the gigantic Good. Who would you cast?

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4 Responses to “May All Your Fleeces Be Giant Ones Indeed…”

  1. BeccaGirl Says:
    March 25th, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    Morgan Freeman was spot on for the part of the gigantic Good. But I wouldn’t be looking for this one to appear in local theaters. It has a definite Indi film feel to me.
    It actually sounds like some crazed writer put down random movie or book plot ideas altogether in one paragraph.
    Funny, I never read spam, but sometimes the subject lines are wached out!

  2. Jami Says:
    March 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    I think Morgan Freeman has been over-used as the gigantic Good type. Let’s think outside the box on this one and say, maybe Owen Wilson? He’s got that other-worldly calmness thing going. As for Jim, I’d say Keanu is fine for that. However, who will be champion, the Brickie of the Month? I’d like to seem some non-traditional casting here, a woman. I’m thinking Alyson Hannigan.

  3. Patrick D. Says:
    March 25th, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    I like your thinking, Jami. Alyson Hannigan totally make that role. Like an older Joan of Arc…

  4. Law Girl Says:
    March 26th, 2007 at 6:11 am

    The fact that you made enough sense of that to actually (a) determine characters and then (b) put thought into casting…kind of scares me a little.