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	<title>Comments on: A Typical Episode&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: BeccaGirl</title>
		<link>http://www.patricksays.net/2007/03/20/a-typical-episode/#comment-10933</link>
		<dc:creator>BeccaGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He just likes to remind us every now and then that he&#039;s all filled up with manly testosterone and such. I&#039;ll bet I know what he&#039;s gonna get his wife for Christmas cause his heart is open wide...or backstage at the CMA&#039;s. Cause they&#039;ve been together for such a long long time and he&#039;s ready to lay it on the line. His heart is open wide. Gonna give her something so she knows what&#039;s on his mind. A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside. Not gonna get her a diamond ring cause that sorta gift don&#039;t mean anything! Not gonna get her a fancy car, cause that girl&#039;s gonna know she&#039;s his shining star, already got a house in the hills, a girl like her needs something real! He wants to get her something from the heart (something special, girl!) It&#039;s a bit homeade, but I can send you the directions if you like :D For all you guys out there with ladies to impress, it&#039;s easy to do, just follow these steps:&lt;br/&gt;Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.&lt;br/&gt;Step 3: Make her open the box.&lt;br/&gt;Hmmm, seems like I&#039;m leaveing something out...&lt;br/&gt;Anybody???? No????&lt;br/&gt;Help me out here, I&#039;m missing a step I think!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He just likes to remind us every now and then that he&#8217;s all filled up with manly testosterone and such. I&#8217;ll bet I know what he&#8217;s gonna get his wife for Christmas cause his heart is open wide&#8230;or backstage at the CMA&#8217;s. Cause they&#8217;ve been together for such a long long time and he&#8217;s ready to lay it on the line. His heart is open wide. Gonna give her something so she knows what&#8217;s on his mind. A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside. Not gonna get her a diamond ring cause that sorta gift don&#8217;t mean anything! Not gonna get her a fancy car, cause that girl&#8217;s gonna know she&#8217;s his shining star, already got a house in the hills, a girl like her needs something real! He wants to get her something from the heart (something special, girl!) It&#8217;s a bit homeade, but I can send you the directions if you like <img src='http://www.patricksays.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  For all you guys out there with ladies to impress, it&#8217;s easy to do, just follow these steps:<br />Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.<br />Step 3: Make her open the box.<br />Hmmm, seems like I&#8217;m leaveing something out&#8230;<br />Anybody???? No????<br />Help me out here, I&#8217;m missing a step I think!</p>
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		<title>By: EDW</title>
		<link>http://www.patricksays.net/2007/03/20/a-typical-episode/#comment-10932</link>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why Patrick, are you anti-vagina? ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why Patrick, are you anti-vagina? <img src='http://www.patricksays.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Paperback Writer</title>
		<link>http://www.patricksays.net/2007/03/20/a-typical-episode/#comment-10931</link>
		<dc:creator>Paperback Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I was never a big fan of Sex and the City.  Thanks for reminding me why.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I was never a big fan of Sex and the City.  Thanks for reminding me why.  <img src='http://www.patricksays.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: BeccaGirl</title>
		<link>http://www.patricksays.net/2007/03/20/a-typical-episode/#comment-10930</link>
		<dc:creator>BeccaGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, I wasn&#039;t suggesting it to you at all. I was suggesting in your wife&#039;s direction! I know how you feel about the show...and by the way, you spelled vagina wrong, it&#039;s C-O-O-C-H-I-E!&lt;br/&gt;:P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, I wasn&#8217;t suggesting it to you at all. I was suggesting in your wife&#8217;s direction! I know how you feel about the show&#8230;and by the way, you spelled vagina wrong, it&#8217;s C-O-O-C-H-I-E!<br /> <img src='http://www.patricksays.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Law Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.patricksays.net/2007/03/20/a-typical-episode/#comment-10929</link>
		<dc:creator>Law Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You made me spit coffee out my nose.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Too funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You made me spit coffee out my nose.  </p>
<p>Too funny.</p>
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