A Typical Episode…
My friend Becca suggested I watch an episode of ‘Sex and the City’. If you remember, I’m not a fan. I replied…
“Here’s a typical episode of ‘Sex and the City’: vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina penis.”
That about wraps it up.
March 20th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
You made me spit coffee out my nose.
Too funny.
March 21st, 2007 at 3:37 am
Actually, I wasn’t suggesting it to you at all. I was suggesting in your wife’s direction! I know how you feel about the show…and by the way, you spelled vagina wrong, it’s C-O-O-C-H-I-E!
March 21st, 2007 at 1:13 pm
You know, I was never a big fan of Sex and the City. Thanks for reminding me why.
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Why Patrick, are you anti-vagina?
March 25th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
He just likes to remind us every now and then that he’s all filled up with manly testosterone and such. I’ll bet I know what he’s gonna get his wife for Christmas cause his heart is open wide…or backstage at the CMA’s. Cause they’ve been together for such a long long time and he’s ready to lay it on the line. His heart is open wide. Gonna give her something so she knows what’s on his mind. A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside. Not gonna get her a diamond ring cause that sorta gift don’t mean anything! Not gonna get her a fancy car, cause that girl’s gonna know she’s his shining star, already got a house in the hills, a girl like her needs something real! He wants to get her something from the heart (something special, girl!) It’s a bit homeade, but I can send you the directions if you like
For all you guys out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps:
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 3: Make her open the box.
Hmmm, seems like I’m leaveing something out…
Anybody???? No????
Help me out here, I’m missing a step I think!