Notes…
I have some observations I made today. Let’s share!
- In Fergie’s latest song, she spells out glamorous. I wonder if she had to work from a written sheet to get that one out. (Okay, that’s a cheap shot. But if you read this blog, you know I don’t like Fergie all that much.)
- I was driving down the street and an emergency vehicle was coming up behind us. Now I pulled over and stopped to let them pass, but I am always shocked by people who either just speed up to stay away or seem completely unaware. MOVE YOUR FRIGGIN’ VEHICLE. Have drivers always been this stupid. Didn’t our parents always pull over right away? Anyone?
- Walgreens perpetually has the super size chocolate bars on sale: 2 bars for $3. Every single time I’ve been there. This sale never ends. You know why? Because it works. My dumb ass is standing there EVERY TIME buying a Symphony Blue for me and a Special Dark for my wife. Every time. Okay, Walgreens, you got me. I’m your bitch. Now can you end the stupid sale.
That about covers my notes.
March 12th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Yesterday I went to Wal-Mart and bought tampons and a shit load of candy. I like to perpetuate stereotypes.
Is that a patch on Fergie’s crotch? Or is she just sweatin up a storm down there?
March 12th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
It’s either pee or sweat. http://www.google.com/search?q=fergie+pees
March 12th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I think it’s pee.
Really.
March 19th, 2007 at 9:17 am
It’s pee, she’s nasty as hell.
The people that piss me off are the ones behind you who see that you are trying to get back on the road after the emergency vehicle has passed, and yet somehow think that they are justified in trying to ride your ass while you get back up to speed. I enjoy brake checking them.