I’m A Superhero…
I’ve started inserting gibberish words in the middle of my sentences. I pretty sure people tune me out quickly. I can’t imagine why. I have a sparkling personality and really big cans.
Like a co-worker asked me where another co-worker was. I said “She’s working from home because her eye is bothering her…” and I noticed that at this point, the co-worker has tuned out, so “…because of the sauerkraut and corned beef.” Nothing? Nothing. Kept on walking.
Maybe I am a superhero. I have the ability to disappear.
February 27th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Patrick-That is hilarious. I do that all the time to my other half because I KNOW he is not listening. My favorite thing to do is to say “And the cow jumped over the moon.” Sometimes he catches on, but more often than not he doesn’t.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:55 am
I wish I could do that!
February 28th, 2007 at 3:55 am
I like to tack on “in accordance with the prophecy” because it’s funny and if they catch it, they either laugh or leave, which is sort of the point.
February 28th, 2007 at 7:06 am
Hmmm, you’ve also been known to say things low and under your breath as if to not be heard intentionally….guess that’s not the same eh?
March 12th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Found you through PBW - THIS made me giggle. I’ll be back…you now have 6 official readers.