On MySpace…

Can I just take a moment here to tell you MySpace people how much I hate you and your ridiculous pages? Can I?

You people are morons. You wouldn’t know a good webpage if it kicked you in the head. Stop with the stupid 62 windows that ALL open simultaneously when you hit the page. Also, here’s a little tip, maybe your page SHOULDN’T BE SO FRIGGIN’ WIDE that it needs a bottom scrollbar!

And while we’re at it, you may think that band that never had a hit is SO great, but they suck. I wouldn’t let them play my bar mitzvah and I’M NOT JEWISH!

One last thing, that webpage your friend designed is so crappy, I can’t believe he wants to put an icon on it, but he could at least not cover other icons he placed with his own. That should be the first indicator that he’s a moron. And so are you for letting him create that monstrosity you call a webpage.

Okay…I got that off my chest. We may resume regular blogging.

6 Responses to “On MySpace…”

  1. Paperback Writer Says:

    I really hate those flashing ads too. It hurts my eyes. But yet, I’m still a member. Why? Because it seems to be the primary mode of communication between my cousins and I. How sad…

  2. Patrick D. Says:

    Sadly, I have one as well. But I keep my page pretty generic just to provide some balance over there.

  3. B&B Says:

    Wow, Patrick! Why don’t you say how you REALLY feel?! LOL!
    My daughter did my page for me because I am an absolute idiot when it comes to “pimping” MySpace. :-)

  4. EDW Says:

    I”m almost tempted to send you my MySpace page with that band who’s never had a hit on it. :-)

    On a serious note, not having a hit does not speak so much to the performers as it does to the current music industry.

    But yes, let’s all please stop with the crappy MySpace “layouts”.

  5. Paperback Writer Says:

    Yeah, me too. But still, it’s pretty damn annoying…

  6. cinders Says:

    I “pimped” mine out mockingly. Sorta, if we’re gonna do myspace, better do it right, with music and youtubes and glittery animated gifs.