Patrick Says

I haven’t posted in awhile. I’m terrible. What can I say? I have some thoughts I’ve been putting together. Let’s throw them out there and see what happens…

• The iPhone was announced, what, last week. BIG FRIGGIN’ DEAL. I have never seen so many people trip and stumble all over each other to get a phone. You’d think the phone has a button for unlimited Coke (or Pepsi, whatever you like). It’s a phone from a first-time phone manufacturer…it’s gonna be buggy as all get out. You people will buy ANYTHING from Apple.
• I passed a billboard today that said ‘Ameren – Low cost electricity through it all’ or something similar. Really, Ameren? Seems you can’t keep the lights on anywhere the last year. A breeze blows through and 100,000 houses go down for a week. If I were you guys, I wouldn’t be bragging about crap. Your slogan should be ‘Ameren – sometimes the stuff works and sometimes it don’t, but don’t call us either way’.
• I passed another billboard that said something about Guadalupe being the Empress of the Americas. I don’t know who this Guadalupe is, but she ain’t my boss. This is America, sister. Go conquer something if you want to be empress.

That’s all I got today. I just wanted you to know I hadn’t forgot you. Later.

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