It’s Amazing…The Things We Don’t Know…
So while searching the Internet for Veggie Tales, I stumbled across an incredible story. In the 1940’s, there was a chicken who survived getting his head cut off. That’s not a misprint…his head was cut off! He lived for 18 months without a head and even went on a road show. At the height of his popularity, he was earning $4,500 a month. That is a lot of cash in the 40’s (heck, even today that’s not bad). Read the full story of Mike the Headless Chicken over at Wikipedia.
So back to the Veggie Tales. My son was watching the story of Esther as played out by the Veggie Tales. I remarked to my wife and friend that Esther was kind of hot for a vegetable. My wife asked if it was because of the hair dangling in her face. I said I wasn’t sure. In closing I muttered, ‘now that’s a vilf.’ My wife and my friend just shook their heads.
You be the judge…
November 13th, 2006 at 5:56 am
shaking their heads, as i am now. nothing more to say.
November 13th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
For the record, the ‘vilf’ thing is what we call a joke. I have never had sex with a vegetable, although if she buys a dinner, it’s not out of the question. See, there’s another joke.
November 15th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Um, if she’s a vegetable….she IS dinner! LOL
(Rectum…..I nearly killed em’!)
November 15th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Or is it….
“Wrecked em’? I nearly killed em’!”
Not sure….you pick!