Patrick Says

I’ve been neglecting the blog lately. Sorry. A side project I’m working on has exploded and I’ve been really busy. In the meantime, I got hit with not one, but two meme’s. Thank you, Cinders and Jami. So I may as well kill them in one post. First is Jami’s.

Things I would like to do before I die:

1. Spoil my grandchildren.
2. Own my home.
3. Retire.
4. Lose all these stupid extra pounds.
5. Get in touch with my father’s side of my family.

Things I CAN NOT do:

1. Swim.
2. Speak a foreign language.
3. Fly a jet fighter.
4. Fix an automobile engine.
5. Play guitar.

Things I CAN do:

1. Code HTML.
2. Fix computers.
3. Amaze you with pop trivia.
4. Ride a bicycle.
5. Bathe myself.

Things that attracted me to my wife:

1. Youthful beauty
2. Laughs at my stupid jokes
3. Accepts me as I am
4. Good home cooking
5. Exceptionally good with kids

Things I say most often:

1. ‘Hey buddy.’ Usually to my son.
2. ‘No.’ Again, to my son.
3. ‘Really?’ But dripping with sarcasm.
4. ‘Sure. I’m not doing anything.’ I say this at work when co-workers come up with projects.
5. ‘Peace out.’ I say this when I’m trying to urban. It never works.

Books I love to read:

1. Howard Stern
2. HTML and CSS books
3. Al Franken

Sorry. That’s all I read lately. I guess magazines don’t count.

Movies I love:

1. Matrix Trilogy
2. X-Men films
3. Spiderman films
4. Mystery Men
5. Napoleon Dynamite
6. A Few Good Men
7. Star Wars films
8. Kevin Smith films
9. Batman Begins
10. Office Space

That’s one down. Here’s Cinders: divulge eight secrets.

1. I can’t swim.
2. I fell asleep once at the wheel of a car.

I’m sorry. That’s all I can come up with. I’m just not that interesting.

As for tagging someone, I ain’t doing it. If you want to do one of these, have at it and give me a link. Peace out.

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