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Observations At The Baby Doctor’s Office…

Okay, so the wife and I went to the Baby Doctor’s Office on Tuesday. Made some observations I thought I should share with you all.

  • There is an outlet by the children’s toybox/bench in the waiting room. This outlet has no plug covers. In fact, this outlet has no faceplate. IT’S BY THE TOYS in a waiting room for kids. Why not just give the kids metal knives as they come in so they can really party.
  • In the actual exam room, there is a poster about doing breast self-exams. And I notice the woman on the poster (she’s drawn, not a photo) is not very attractive. And it occurs to me that they probably did this on purpose. If she looked like Jessica Alba, guys would be stealing that poster every other day. I looked around on the net and found the graphic below. This is more like it. She’s hot. Good hair, big hips and the tramp stamp even.

Breast Self-Exam

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4 Responses to “Observations At The Baby Doctor’s Office…”

  1. EDW Says:
    August 24th, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    What is it with the tramp stamp? My husband says the same thing! I have a mommy friend who has one – that was like the first thing he noticed (low jeans being what they are).

  2. cinders Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    “If she looked like Jessica Alba, guys would be stealing that poster every other day.”

    Really? Guys with their wives in the ob/gyn office?

  3. Jami Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    This one’s not really examining her breasts, either, just kind of checking herself out in the mirror topless. Perhaps getting ready for the Poison/Cinderella concert?

  4. Patrick D. Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    This girl has never heard of Poison or Cinderella. She’s getting ready for a underground glow-stick rave.