WTF: People, Work & Pets…

I can’t stand people who bring their animals to work with them. Man, this one is a big peeve of mine. I’ll explain. You know why I don’t bring my 2-year-old son to work? BECAUSE I’M THERE TO WORK, NOT PLAY WITH MY KID! That’s why.

And then when I go home and this person is in the elevator with the dog. I get the joy of having my johnson and backside sniffed out…GREAT! Or better yet, the dog jumps up on you and you have to awkwardly laugh and give the ‘it’s no big deal’ shrug. IT IS A BIG DEAL…GET YOUR [expletive deleted] ANIMAL OFF ME!

So, to you owners who bring your pets to work,
The Kid (Not My Kid)

(For the record, there are a few instances when it’s okay to bring your pet into the office. This post is not intended for those people. This post is for those people who do it so regular, I can set my watch by it.)

One Response to “WTF: People, Work & Pets…”

  1. Stephanie Says:

    wow–this is one I’ve never heard of. I’ve never had this happen Patrick! Animals at work? weird… But I ahte it when people bring their big ass dogs to the Farmer’s Market while I’m trying to pick out food. I’ll be busy sorting through the arugula and a big ass dog will be drooling all over it right next to me. I mean–YUCK!