Patrick Says

It’s up. It’s up.

I’m still in.

I know this is a bad excuse for an actual post, but I’m at the hospital with Jen and don’t have the time to write more. But I am participating in NaBloPoMo and don’t want to miss a day.

So this counts, suckas.

Christoper Moore is my favorite author. The third book with Flood and Jody is due out next year and I’m super-stoked. Just now, Christopher released the cover for the book on Twitter. Awesome!

Every once in awhile, I like to showcase a site I find funny or interesting. A couple months back, someone referred me to My First Dictionary and it was so worth it. This site is dark, sometimes a little sick, but nonetheless hilarious.

The concept is very old drawings taken from a child’s book and adding bizarre definitions and words that use the letter. For example, recently this was an entry.

It’s an awesome site. I highly recommend you add it to your ‘read’ list.

I’ve had a lot of people over the years send me what they think is the worst music video ever. They were all pretty bad, but some go way beyond bad. I mean, Journey’s ‘Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)’ video is pretty bad, but still watchable. These videos are watchable, but only in the train-wreck, knock your tv stand over sense.

First up is Jan Terri. Jan Terri is the stuff of legend.

But even better was ‘Journey To Mars’. You’ll punch yourself in the face.

But as bad as those are, there are worse. A friend on Facebook recently pointed this one out to me. I have to admit it is awful…and yet, somehow I keep going back to watch it again…

I did a little research and the chick singing eventually died from pneumonia, brought on by chronic alcoholism, obviously caused by being in this video.

So Bad It’s Amazing

This one is in a league ALL by itself. I’m not sure if it was made as a joke, but Gunther accurately depicts the sound of EVERY SINGLE song released in Europe in the mid-90s. BE ADVISED: There is some brief nudity and clearly, the song is NSFW, so make sure the kids aren’t around.

BUT DEFINITELY WATCH IT. It’s amazing.